Attack on Agent Ernie

Attack on Agent Ernie is an event in Season 3.

Bio
Red says a person has stolen goods like weapons and money and gold at the Corner Kingdom. Emmerich then adds he is doing “yee-yee crap” to a girl in the Charming Kingdom and asks somebody to stop him. Quickly, Hero’s gang all volunteer and Oats sends them there.

Slightly first empties the fuel and Ernie comes up to flee but it fails to drive because the thing has no gas. Then, Slightly, Chris, and Chad start to come up the car and smash it with bricks and their weapons with Hero opening the door and smash Ernie’s head with a metronome 5 times but unexpectedly kill him even though he intended to knock him out. Shocked, Hero hesitates a while before just leaving. The gang inspect the backseat and recovered the stuff. Then they open the trunk and found a girl wearing nothing but bikinis (“At least this Ernie dude has some respect to privacy.”) and a mask that covers all the head except for the mouth and some surrounding skin as well as two tapes (“It doesn’t look like good stuff”). They inspect the tape and found out this led to another crime case and this girl was Risque’s sister Kylie Risque (Chad finding a dress adds that), then, they take the girl on the wagon, lay her on a cot, unmask her, throw away the mask and put on her clothing.

The tapes are then disposed and placed back in the trunk after getting stained by urine and manure from human and horse alike. Slightly finds a Jerry can and uses it to refill the gas and blow the car up, then, a turtle catcher is found as well and it’s up and down and claw servos are used to the gas pedal. The car was then accelerated until it hits a brick wall spawned by Alex. Hero shoots an arrow into the gas tank following that

The brick wall was then removed and two blue Ducati bikes arrive with plates “488 61” and “488 73” and ask an airplane to take away the wreckage. The plane took the wreckage and they can go home.

Aftermath
According to Risque in a call to Chris, Agent Ernie will be buried in a pauper’s grave as he had so many debts to Cleocht and Marcos that it poisoned his mind and lost his money. He used to be a teacher until Cleocht and Marcos went into his life and forced him to gamble and squander his money on the bases he uses to do “yee-yee crap” and various seized illegally imported luxury vehicles like this 300 as it was stolen from the Charming Kingdom. Also she is glad that Hero, Slightly, him, and Chad saved her sister and now she has to put wires in front of her room so no more idiots like Ernie will kidnap her and do their yee-yee crap.

Teleported items

 * A brick wall.

Casualties

 * Agent Ernie - Gets accidentally killed by Hero.

Goofs

 * Even though Chris smashed the right side, there were dents on the left.

Trivia

 * The word yee-yee crap was adopted after this as a censor for bad things.